AmberButch.com

To briefly explain what I do: I do search engine optimization which requires adding lots of content to websites. Our company mostly does this for lawyers. Well, we recently received a large batch of content from another company we hired; this was meant to “help us out”. While most of it was decent, some of it was filled with some very…interesting things. Here are some exact quotes that were found in some of the content sent to my co-workers and I. No, this stuff won’t be found on our client sites anytime soon.

“Many residential property disputes can be solved quite easily, but without receiving proper guidance, you may be left flounder. Stop floundering and call a highly trained and knowledgable lawyer today!”

“Fort Lauderdale is commonly known as a place where people go on vacation, although there are still people who are residents of this.”

“While some legal matters may clear as glass, others may be clear as a glass of mud.”

“Are things stickier than you would like?”"

“Contact us if you need to divvy up your dead loved one’s property.”

“Hiring a lawyer puts a powerful, experienced expert in your pocket.”

“Some people even die from the injuries sustained in these serious accidents, so you are lucky to be alive.”

“A lawyer can help you navigate through these murky waters.”

“This is money that would otherwise go to the people inheriting the property belonging to the deceased person, which is a drag but still necessary.”

And finally, here’s one clusterfuck of a sentence:

“If you are hurt and cannot work, or if you have medical bills that you cannot afford because you have incurred a traumatic brain injury at someone else’s hands or as a fault of their neglect, then hiring a brain injury lawyer in Brooklyn will allow you the chance that you need in order to plead your case within the legal system so that you may finally be able to receive the reparations and other monetary compensation that you deserve so that you may get on with your life to the best of your ability following the accident.”

Posted: Friday, October 3rd, 2008 @ 8:22 am
Categories: Uncategorized.
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