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It was sometime in the afternoon at work and I was feeling a little hungry, so I go to the 6th floor for some hot fries and nothing is in the vending machine. Except for like, 3 things.  So I’m like fine I’ll get some cheetos. So I put in my dollar and try to get the cheetos, which is 85 cents, and it tells me I need to use correct change. Are you kidding me? I thought they fixed this fucking problem.

So I press the return button to get my dollar back, it won’t come back. I begin to furiously push all buttons, hoping something will happen. Then I realize there’s something for a dollar. A peanut bar. Yes, a peanut bar. So I get it, because it’s either that or lose my dollar.

But then the peanut bar gets stuck. So there I am, making angry noises and viciously shaking the vending machine til the peanut bar falls. And it sucks, its literally just a bunch of peanuts glued together.

So I wasted a dollar just to consume something that was way too many calories, tasted like shit and made my teeth hurt.

Posted: Friday, October 3rd, 2008 @ 7:39 am
Categories: Uncategorized.
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